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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

February 16th - Dear Abby


Dear Abby,

I have a problem that I'm a little bit embarrassed to tell you about. I think my cat (I'll call him "Simon") scratched me while I was sleeping last night. (Please see picture above.) This isn't the first time he's attacked me. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Anxious and Abused in Austin

Dear Anxious and Abused,


I must admit that I've never heard of a situation quite like yours. Your cat Simon appears to have some aggression issues. I suggest group therapy or obedience training. Or perhaps relocation to a new home.


Sincerely,
Abby

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